Quote Patient Suvineer

Are you looking for an opportunity to showcase your creative prowess and make a positive impact? Look no further! We're excited to announce a special project for our bariatric surgical center's gift shop.

Introducing: Inspirational Jars @ Pompeii

Concept: A beautifully crafted jar filled with rolled-up pieces of paper, each wrapped with miniature rubber hands. Each piece of paper carries a delightful, light-hearted quote that patients, visitors, and staff can pull out, read, and share.

Here are 10 Bad Examples Generated via AI Automation Haha:

10 Jar Collection Ideas Tailored for Bariatric Surgery:

1. The Lighter Side of Loss Jar

   • Example Quote: "Lost weight and now I float in water. Who knew I'd be a human buoy!"

2. Tummy Tales from Mexico Jar

   • Example Quote: "Went to Mexico for surgery, stayed for the tacos. But just one. Small stomach, remember?"

3. New Tummy, Who Dis? Jar

   • Example Quote: "Bariatric surgery is the one time where losing is actually winning."

4. The Shrinking Sombrero Stories Jar

   • Example Quote: "Came to Mexico wearing a large sombrero. Went back needing a small!"

5. Post-Op Fiesta Funnies Jar

   • Example Quote: "They removed my stomach, but not my love for Mexican fiestas!"

6. Sip, Sip, Hooray! Jar

   • Example Quote: "Post-surgery drinking game: One sip every hour, because that’s all I can handle now!"

7. Tighten the Belt Humor Jar

   • Example Quote: "Had to make a new hole in my belt. Feeling like a DIY champion."

8. Portion Control Chuckles Jar

   • Example Quote: "I wanted seconds, but my new tummy said, ‘First finish your firsts!’"

9. Mexican Medical Getaway Jar

   • Example Quote: "Thought my Mexican trip was a getaway until my stomach decided to truly get away!"

10. Social Sips & Small Bites Jar

• Example Quote: "Socially, I still eat like a bird. But now, more like a hummingbird than an ostrich!"

Your Mission, Should You Choose to Accept:

1. Craft the Quotes: Dive into the depths of your imagination! Or better yet, collaborate with the creative genius of ChatGPT to come up with delightful quotes that will put a smile on anyone’s face.

2. Find the Perfect Jar: Venture online to discover the ideal bottle/jar supplier. We're looking for quality, aesthetic, and functionality.

3. Create a Blueprint: Once you've gathered your ideas, compile everything into a comprehensive Google Doc. This will be the blueprint our staff uses to bring these jars of joy to life.

Why Join In?
Not only will you be part of creating a product that brings laughter and encouragement to many, but your creativity will also serve as a beacon of hope and light during a patient's journey.

If you're bursting with enthusiasm and ready to make magic happen, reach out to [Your Contact Details Here] to volunteer. We can't wait to see what you come up with!  If interested reach out to your Captain/Leader to make it happen.